Monday, April 13, 2009

Why are high school football players now bagging my groceries and selling me my shoes?

is it the insane amount of money i have? my good looks with my frosted tips?

Why are high school football players now bagging my groceries and selling me my shoes?
You know, it really gets me angry when people perpetuate the %26quot;high school football player%26quot; stereotype. Im a highschool football player. I dont drink, dont do drugs, and dont smoke. Im an eagle scout, a member of National Honors Society, and an almost strait A student...Spanish class....I weight lift, play football or play lacrosse everyday year round and im probably going to a highlevel college like UVA or UNC. Maybe these student athletes are just trying to make some cash like i do in my summer job. I consider myself a hard worker and a pretty good kid. And im not the only kid on my team thats like me. I wish people would stop being so narrow-minded. Just because a person enjoys playing the great sport of American Football doesnt make them a retarded druggie.
Reply:Here you go.
Reply:Not everybody make the college level or the pros,


you%26#039;ve gotta do something to make a living!
Reply:I think maybe you read Maddox%26#039;s website, The Best Page in the Universe. If you don%26#039;t, maybe you should look it over.
Reply:because they are lo lifes
Reply:Because you shop at the grocery store they work at. Because you buy your shoes at the shoestore they work at!
Reply:maybe THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO SAVE UP MONEY SO THEY CAN GO TO A GOOD COLLAGE
Reply:Low level jobs give us plenty of time to continue to nail all the girls you still can%26#039;t get to talk to you.
Reply:Because they are too stupid to get a good job, and to high to get hired by a good employer. American football players are druggie bastards who get drunk every weekend, and failing most of their classes.
Reply:Uh, maybe cause you%26#039;re a bitter little man who still can%26#039;t let go of high school. Ok, you weren%26#039;t cool in high school, and the jocks picked on you... let it go!!! It was 12 years ago, so it%26#039;s probably time to move on.
Reply:maybe both i guess
Reply:Perhaps you%26#039;re just noticing it more now because you were picked on all the time while in high school; you never fit in, did you, with your frosty tips? I bet we see you soon on Maury Povich for the episode of %26quot;Look at me now%26quot;, telling everyone how you went on the Subway diet, dropped 100 pounds, and then hit the gym.
Reply:I too question the validity of the greatness of anybody with frosted tips.
Reply:No, it%26#039;s because these smart guys really did well in their studies. Most of them thought they were good enough for a football scholarship, but most of them were wrong. Why do poor folks such as yourself work at my bank? And my doctors office?
Reply:Judiging from your opinion of yourself, you must be the greatest person alive. They probably realize this and are taking any chance they can to get close to you.





So if grocery bagging and shoe selling are taken, can I come mow your lawn? PLEASE?!?!
Reply:They probably enjoyed High School too much, couldn%26#039;t keep focused on their studies. I know if I had a cheerleader between my legs I wouldn%26#039;t be thinking about algebra.





P.S. nobody with frosted tips has ever done anything of significance. I challenge you to give me an example. And also, %26quot;insane amounts of money%26quot; won%26#039;t stop you from becoming a lonely, bitter old man.



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